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Thu Feb 4

Modern Family

Alex: What’s Jagermeister?

Phil: Um, well,you know how in a fairy tale, there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guy starts kissing her?  Well this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.