Fri
Jan
15
James Franco: You can’t just break up with me! I’ll sue you for breach of contract! Ahhhh, you’re being such a non-pillow right now.
Jenna: But don’t you understand? I just want something real in my life for once. I want what you have with Kimeko.
James: Ugh, Kimeko-ton. What am I doing, Jenna? Pretending to be something I’m not? Making myself miserable, when I’ve got happiness waiting at home. Unless Kimeko’s jealous of the ottoman. There’s nothing going on there, it’s a business relationship.
Jenna: Don’t “Lemon” your life, James. Be happy!
James: I’m the actor James Franco, dammit, and I’m in love with, and common law married to, a Japanese body pillow!
