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Fri Jan 15
newneptune:

girlieshow:


Jack: Here’s my secret. My secret is…I’m in love with Liz Lemon.Danny: What?Jack: It’s true. It was love at first sight. I ache for her sexually. How could I not? I’m entranced by those mud-colored eyes set back in that skin. And her laugh. Her walk, that splay-footed walk, and that…whole situation…right there. And…oh…mustache. Good god, Lemon.04x10 Black Light Attack!

newneptune:

girlieshow:

Jack: Here’s my secret. My secret is…I’m in love with Liz Lemon.
Danny: What?
Jack: It’s true. It was love at first sight. I ache for her sexually. How could I not? I’m entranced by those mud-colored eyes set back in that skin. And her laugh. Her walk, that splay-footed walk, and that…whole situation…right there. And…oh…mustache. Good god, Lemon.

04x10 Black Light Attack!