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Mon Jan 3

Leslie: Andy and I are going to “take a walk”. And it’s gonna be just you, Pikitis, and these pliers.Dave: I’m not gonna torture this kid.Leslie: Nobody said torture.

Leslie: Andy and I are going to “take a walk”. And it’s gonna be just you, Pikitis, and these pliers.
Dave: I’m not gonna torture this kid.
Leslie: Nobody said torture.

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