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Sat Dec 11
maeby:

Mark: Hold on, I didn’t think we had any milk.Jez: Uh no we do.Mark: No we definitely don’t there’s no milk in the fridge.. except.. Oh!Jez: Mark relax.Mark: This is Sofie’s milk isn’t it?!Jez: Think if it as Lady Milk from the human cow.Mark: Jeremy its one step away from cannibalism.Jez: Oh right its weird to drink milk from someone you know but to drink milk from another species some cow you’ve never met that’s fine is it?Mark: Yes, yes it bloody well is!Jez: Well suit yourself.. mmmm luxury milk.
S7 E2 The Dobby Club

maeby:

Mark: Hold on, I didn’t think we had any milk.
Jez: Uh no we do.
Mark: No we definitely don’t there’s no milk in the fridge.. except.. Oh!
Jez: Mark relax.
Mark: This is Sofie’s milk isn’t it?!
Jez: Think if it as Lady Milk from the human cow.
Mark: Jeremy its one step away from cannibalism.
Jez: Oh right its weird to drink milk from someone you know but to drink milk from another species some cow you’ve never met that’s fine is it?
Mark: Yes, yes it bloody well is!
Jez: Well suit yourself.. mmmm luxury milk.

S7 E2 The Dobby Club