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Fri Oct 9
crabcakes: “Is it weird that my feelings are hurt that no one’s found any dirt on me yet? Hello? I drove a riding lawnmower through a Nordstrom. There’s video that I took. It’s on the Internet. Nothing.” Parks and Recreation, 2x04 The Practice Date

crabcakes:

“Is it weird that my feelings are hurt that no one’s found any dirt on me yet? Hello? I drove a riding lawnmower through a Nordstrom. There’s video that I took. It’s on the Internet. Nothing.”

  • Parks and Recreation, 2x04 The Practice Date