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Fri Aug 14

scrubs

  • Elliot: Carla, if your wedding ceremony's gonna be in Spanish, how will I know that you're officially married?
  • Carla: Cause all my cousins will throw tortillas in the air and fire their guns.
  • Elliot: Really? God I wish I was ethnic.