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Fri Jul 10
“You know I just realized, this is Pam’s and my first night away together. I used to play it over in my head, and it was just a little bit different. Maybe a, uh, nice hotel, or a romantic dinner? Wine. But wine that wasn’t made out of beets. Didn’t think Dwight would be involved at all. And, uh, I always imagined less manure. I mean some manure. Just, less.”- Jim Halpert, the Office

“You know I just realized, this is Pam’s and my first night away together. I used to play it over in my head, and it was just a little bit different. Maybe a, uh, nice hotel, or a romantic dinner? Wine. But wine that wasn’t made out of beets. Didn’t think Dwight would be involved at all. And, uh, I always imagined less manure. I mean some manure. Just, less.”- Jim Halpert, the Office