January 2010
126 posts
Psych
Shawn: I have two words for you: Army Psychic. I’m giving you first shot before I pitch it to CBS as a television idea.
“Sometimes it seems like we’re all living in some kind of prison. And the crime...”
– My So-Called Life (via chocolate-cigarettes) (via moonriverdahling)
“No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don’t like their jobs, they don’t go on strike. They...”
– Homer Simpson (via absurdlakefront) (via warmgun)
“When we’re headed toward an outcome that’s too horrible to face, that’s when we...”
– Grey’s Anatomy (via julie911) (via quote-book) (via moonriverdahling)
“Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man… a man...”
– Charlie, “The Gang Exploits a Miracle”, It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. (via jessicacowan) (via itsalwayssunny)
“Finn: “I don’t think any one decision makes your life, unless you accidentally...”
– Glee-Season 1. Submitted by twenty-one-secrets (via quote-book) (via uncertaingrace)
“I think it was 1987, I did an episode of The Golden Girls, and I would like to...”
– George Clooney at the SAG Awards (via fuckyeahgeorgeclooney)
Mac: Everybody, relax. He's lying. He doesn't have any poison.
Charlie: No, I don't have any on me. But I do keep some in my fridge at home in the relish jar.
Frank: There's poison in that jar? I thought I was allergic to pickles. What's in the jar with the skull and crossbones?
Charlie: Well, that's mayonnaise. That's a decoy.
Frank: And the mayo?
Charlie: That's shampoo.
Frank: You telling me I've been putting shampoo on my sandwiches?
Charlie: If you're using the mayonnaise, yeah, probably.
“The principles I am applying to the office are the same ones that made Lady Gaga...”
– Michael Scott, “The Banker”, The Office (via sheema) (via diehl513)
30 Rock
Liz: Oh come on, how is female Larry Bird holding hands with a guy? What am I doing wrong?
Watchthedailywhat: The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson: Tom Lennon, Nick Lachey, and Mila Kunis star in Jersey Shore: The Movie, AKA the last Jersey Shore parody video worth making and/or watching. [cbs.]
Parks & Recreations
Ann: You turned yourself in? Why?
Leslie: Well, I did something wrong, and I felt bad. So this morning I donated $1000 to the Rec Center so everybody can keep teaching their classes.
Ann: Ok, so why did you ask for the hearing?
Leslie: Are you kidding, Ann? It’s every girl’s dream to ask a dude how their date went under penalty of perjury.
“Everything we do is a choice: oatmeal or cereal, highway or side street, kiss...”
– Ned, Pushing Daisies (via quote-book)
Blair: Chuck, NYU is not the Upper East Side. They don't care about Constance, or social hierarchy. They don't care that I'm Blair Waldorf! It's over.
Chuck: How can you do this to me?
Blair: What are you talking about?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass. And I told you I love you. You're saying I'm easier to win over than a bunch of pseudo-intellectual homesick malcontents. You really insult me like that?
Blair: That's not how it is.
Chuck: It's exactly how it is. The next time you forget you're Blair Waldorf, remember I'm Chuck Bass. And I love you.
the oc, 4x02 "the gringos"
Seth: Where are we going?
Ryan: Mexico.
Seth: Perfect. I need chiclets.
Watchnotemily:
sheema:
“I like a drink as much as the next man… unless that man is Mel Gibson.”- Ricky Gervais
The best part is Joshua Jackson’s reaction.
2010 Golden Globes, Tina Fey on the Red Carpet
BILLY: Tina, you won last two years in this category, will it be a three-peat?
TINA: No, it will not.
BILLY: What do you mean, no?
TINA: No way. I mean, I think, we had such a great time and we've had such a great run at it this time but I think there's so many amazing women nominated and some amazing news comedies, that I think we're gonna stay at our seat and get drunk tonight.
BILLY: Okay. You know, well, what happens if you get drunk and things don't go according to plan and you win?
TINA: Well, that would be a very exciting speech.
BILLY: Be a good speech.
TINA: Mariah Carey times.
