January 2009
32 posts
“I need to protect my reputation. You take away my street cred, and I am Wayne...”
– 30 Rock
“To me, our relationship makes perfect sense. You want me to propose to you, I...”
– Cheers
Boy Meets World
ERIC: What are you doing?
MORGAN: Filling out college applications.
ERIC: But you're only in the third grade! You can't go to college.
MORGAN: Cory said that if you can go to college, anyone can go to college.
The Office
Dwight: Just as you have planted that seed in the ground, I will plant my seed in you.
Ryan: ...I don't think you know what you're saying.
“I don’t believe in perfect love. But I do believe that there are people...”
– Dawson’s Creek
The OC
Seth: Ohh ... I've missed you. It's been too long.
Ryan: You're talking to a boat, Seth.
Seth: Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse, too, but that never worries anyone.
“You wanna know what the truth is? I still love you, and I probably will love you...”
– (via littlemiss) (via 0livejooce)
Friends
Joey: Just because she went to Yale drama, she thinks she's like the greatest actress since, since, sliced bread!
Chandler: Ah, Sliced Bread, a wonderful Lady MacBeth.
Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good."
Chandler: I think somebody has a crush on somebody.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, can we please stay focused on my problem here? Y'know?
Chandler: I'm talking about you. You big, big freak.
“Growing up is never easy. You hold on to things that were. You wonder what’s to...”
– The Wonder Years
“Karen. If you’re reading this, it means I actually whipped up the courage to...”
– Hank Moody, Californication
“I spent my whole life being scared, scared of not being ready, not being right,...”
– Six Feet Under
“Once upon a time, you and I were best friends. And that means whenever you need...”
– Dawson’s Creek
“We all have ways of coping. I use sex, and awesomeness.”
– Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock
“Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature. Be better than anyone...”
– Grey’s Anatomy
“Relationships don’t work they way they do on television and in the movies. Will...”
– Dr. Cox, Scrubs
“And when you’re not a little boy anymore, when the world has taught you how to...”
– Boy Meets World
“I admit it’s tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the...”
– Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
Friends
Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.
Boy Meets World
Cory: You know, we're the only two guys in the world who think there's still hope for me and Topanga, you're throwing in the towel?
Shawn: Yeah I am
Cory: Okay. Thank you.
Shawn: You okay?
Cory: Yeah, sure. It's an interesting feeling though.
Shawn: What, to know it's over?
Cory: To be the only guy in the world who knows it's not.
ER
Linda Ferrell: Do you think there's one perfect love? You know, like 'Sleepless in Seattle', somewhere under the stars. One perfect person for everybody?
Carol Hathaway: I don't know, why?
Linda Ferrell: Because for Doug, it's you.
The Office
Toby: We should really have the office's air quality tested. We have radon coming from below. We have asbestos in the ceilings. These are silent killers.
Michael Scott: You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex.
Toby: You'll see.
“I grew up on the street. Not the hood, the Sesame Street.”
– J.D., Scrubs
Scrubs
Dr. Cox: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Let me see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees' payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, every-everything that exists, past, present, and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions! [pause] Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
J.D.: Hugh Jackman's Wolverine! How dare he?!
“Maybe I’ll share my life with somebody… maybe not. But the truth is, when I...”
– Ally McBeal
“Lose one friend. Lose all friends. Lose self.”
– Boy Meets World
“Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our...”
– Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
30 Rock
Liz Lemon: I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies just in case they consider them erotica.
Jack Donaghy: That man can wear a sweater!
Maybe the best lines from Arrested Development
Tobias: Oh, no, no. I’m not in the group yet. No, I’m afraid I just blue myself.
Michael: There's got to be a better way to say that.
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for...”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office
The Office
Michael: I want people to cut loose. I want people making out in closets. I want people hanging from the ceilings, lamp shades on the heads. I want it to be a Playboy Mansion party. And also, I want you to spread the word that I will have my digital camera. And I'll be taking pictures all along the way. And the best and craziest thing that happens will be on the cover of the newsletter. Incentive.
Pam: You do realize that we can't serve liquor at the party.
Michael: Yeah, I know. Damn it. Stupid corporate wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.
“I like high school, I’m good at high school. I know who my friends are and...”
– Brooke, One Tree Hill
“You set the tone, Carter.”
– Dr. Green, ER