Sat
Nov
5
As Heard on TV
(via toutdoucement)
Peace isn’t a permanent state. It exists in moments, fleeting. Gone before we know it was there. We can experience it at any time, in a stranger’s act of kindness, a task that requires complete focus, or simply the comfort of an old routine. Everyday we all experience these moments of peace. The trick is to know when they’re happening to us so we can embrace them, live them, and finally let them go.
Grey’s Anatomy (via quotess-quotess-quotess)
I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. And I want someone who likes musicals, but knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching LOST. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks, as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me even when I’m old. And that’s what I want.
Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via sheesidd)
Sat
May
21
Phil: “Guys, I can’t go to Vegas because my wife’s freaking out!” Trust me, that is not a phone call you want to make to a bunch of ex-college male cheerleaders. They will mock you with a hurtful, rhythmic taunt.
(via supkate)
Bread is the paper of the food industry. You write your sandwich on it.
Dwight Schrute (via soy)
Fri
Apr
29
Ben: So, how’d we do?
Andy: I don’t know, does this answer your question?
(Source: ronniekinses, via schbank)

