As Heard on TV

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Thu May 23

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“ It would just make my heart soar if somebody out there saw this and said to herself: Be strong, trust yourself, love yourself, conquer your fears. Just go after what you want. And act fast, cause life just isn’t that long. Pam Halpert, The Office finale (via sheesidd)

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Mon Nov 26

‘I think closure’s overrated. I’m more of a fan of open unrequited love.’

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- Seth Cohen, ‘The Lonely Hearts Club’ 2x13

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Sun Nov 18
“ ‘Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will be a hundred. But I read this article which said Social Security is supposed to run out by the year 2025. Which means people are going to have to stay in their jobs until they’re 80. So I don’t want to commit to anything too soon.’ Ryan Atwood (via sheesidd)

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Wed Nov 14
“ Oh while we’re indulging imaginary situations, I would love to introduce you to my husband… straight Anderson Cooper. The Mindy Project (via soy)

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Thu Mar 29
sarahluz: introspectiveandwillful: the sweater set play this THURSDAY, march 29, at 1728 FIRST ST NW! with er watt, mary christ, girlcrush, and the dirty destroyers!  5 bands, two and a half hours. $5 cover // 8 PM all proceeds go to the DC Abortion Fund. COME COME COME! I am also making treats for a bake sale, so that will be happening as well. And how cute are those ladies, for real. Reblogging myself because this is TONIGHT, fools! Come have an awesome time and raise money for the DC Abortion Fund! Plus cookies, brownies, and lemon-lime bars.

sarahluz:

introspectiveandwillful:

the sweater set play this THURSDAY, march 29, at 1728 FIRST ST NW!

with er watt, mary christ, girlcrush, and the dirty destroyers!  5 bands, two and a half hours.

$5 cover // 8 PM

all proceeds go to the DC Abortion Fund.

COME COME COME!

I am also making treats for a bake sale, so that will be happening as well. And how cute are those ladies, for real.

Reblogging myself because this is TONIGHT, fools! Come have an awesome time and raise money for the DC Abortion Fund! Plus cookies, brownies, and lemon-lime bars.

Sat Nov 5
Thank you. I mean, for everything.

Thank you. I mean, for everything.

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Sun Aug 7
beautifaux: I love Barney Stinson.

beautifaux:

I love Barney Stinson.

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